“JUST AS KINDLY AND JUST AS COCKEYED AS A CHRISTMAS STORY IS MEANT TO BE” — Orlando Sentinel
Gather the entire family for a new holiday theatrical tradition – A CHRISTMAS STORY live on stage! The world’s most famous nine-year-old – Ralphie Parker – takes us on a hysterical, hijinks-filled avalanche of adventure filled with all the trappings of a perfect family holiday – an exploding furnace, an innocent experiment with a wet tongue on a cold lamppost, a Red Ryder range bb gun with a compass in the stock, and a wild rash of theatrical fantasies not for the “fra-gee-lay” of heart. Come see this beloved Christmas story live on stage for a night filled with madcap humor, unforgettable characters, and the true warmth of the holiday season.
“JUST AS KINDLY AND JUST AS COCKEYED AS A CHRISTMAS STORY IS MEANT TO BE” — Orlando Sentinel
BASED ON THE HIT HOLIDAY MOVIE
Gather the entire family for a new holiday theatrical tradition – A CHRISTMAS STORY live on stage! The world’s most famous nine-year-old – Ralphie Parker – takes us on a hysterical, hijinks-filled avalanche of adventure filled with all the trappings of a perfect family holiday – an exploding furnace, an innocent experiment with a wet tongue on a cold lamppost, a Red Ryder range bb gun with a compass in the stock, and a wild rash of theatrical fantasies not for the “fra-gee-lay” of heart. Come see this beloved Christmas story live on stage for a night filled with madcap humor, unforgettable characters, and the true warmth of the holiday season.
Special Events
ENHANCE YOUR EXPERIENCE: Theatrical Outfit is decking the halls for a joyful holiday experience in our lobby spaces as we celebrate the holiday season. Come early to pose for festive photo ops, indulge in themed drinks, purchase your A Christmas Story swag, and even meet Santa Claus or see a jazz concert (on select dates).
ASL SIGNED PERFORMANCE
Join us December 14th for an American Sign Language interpreted performance. To select the best seats for ASL access, please contact Box Office at boxoffice@theatricaloutfit.org.
GRANDPARENT’S DAY
On Saturday, December 16th, join us between shows for a special visit from Santa Claus! Meet and greet with the big man himself for FREE! Plus our fabulous bar will remain open for the purchasing of beverages, snacks, and merch!
LIVE AT THE BALZER JAZZ CONCERT
On Sunday, December 17th, join us between shows for a Holiday Jazz Extravaganza as Tyrone Jackson and special guests bring the holiday cheer with our monthly Live at the Balzer Jazz Series. Click Here for tickets.
SENSORY FRIENDLY PERFORMANCE
Join us December 20th for a relaxed performance. To select the best seats for relaxed access and complete details, please contact Box Office at boxoffice@theatricaloutfit.org.
Cast, Director, Playwrights

Robin Bloodworth *
The Old Man
[he/him]

Lance Avery Brown
Schwartz
[he/him]

Pilot Bunch
Scut Farkas
[he/him]

Gabriel Chavez-Vitiello
Flick
[he/him]

Lucas Hulsey
Randy (at select performances)
[he/him]

Tom Key
Ralph
[he/him]

Brittani Minnieweather
Miss Shields
[she/her]

Michelle Pokopac *
Helen
[she/her]

Maria Rodriguez-Sager *
Mother
[she/her]

August Smith
Randy (at select performances)
[he/him]

Jemileen Vasquez
Ester Jane Alberry
[she/her]

Max Walls
Ralphie Parker
[they/them]

Philip Grecian
Playwright

Rosemary Newcott
Director
[she/her]
Understudies:
Cruise Bunch
Daniel McCall
Amanda Przygonska
*Appearing through an Agreement between this theatre, Theatrical Outfit, and Actors’ Equity Association, the Union of Professional Actors and Stage Managers.
Creative Team
Associate Director
Ryan Oliveti
Scenic Design
Daimien J. Matherson and Monty Wilson
Costume Design
April Andrew Carswell
Lighting Design
Nadirah T. Harper
Sound Design
Tyehimba Shabazz
Properties Design & Set Decor
Caroline Cook
Stage Manager
Gabby Peralta